Sunday, March 7, 2010

*DING DONG!*

*Door opens* Hullo hullo hullo! Thought you mightn't be able to make it, but so glad you could! Come right in, step on the mat, leave your shoes if you'd be so kind. Right this way! Have a seat, just make yourself at home. And how are you? Glad to hear it! Shall we have tea, do you think?


A fine spread, don't you think? Why yes, a genuine crochet tea set! How on earth did you guess? Oh, yes, I assure you, every piece designed and hand-made by Yours Truly, and completely serviceable. Well, yes, you would think it would leak, wouldn't you? But you see, I've discovered the most MARVELOUS way to overcome that little difficulty! It's quite simple :: Don't Use Real Tea!


Do you think the tea has steeped long enough? I should say so. Marvelous speedy stuff, this Invisible Brew, you know. Will you take cream? And sugar? One lump or two?


Do be careful :: it's quite hot! And while you're waiting, won't you take one of these dainties?

You must try the petit fours and eclaire! Oh, dieting? Posh and tosh! Very well, if you insist on something a little more wholesome...




And in case someone Happens Along, we'll save them these little extra bits :: a lady finger cookie and a jam-center thumbprint.


I believe we are now supposed to make Small Talk, whatever that is. Let me see... Well, on Friday, I was ruthlessly dragged off to a concert by some lovely friends (you know who you are) in Revenge for some Naughtiness of mine. These very painful (delightful breathtaking exciting) Consequences were very very painful (wonderful enjoyable) to bear (seize upon) and I'm very very sorry for the Naughty Things I Did (contemplating doing it again jk!!). I suffered (enjoyed myself) immensely, but I am still unsure if I'll ever fit in with a concert-going crowd. You see a lot of people at concerts (BIG surprise, yes?) wearing their finest and pearls and suchlike, generally people I would never have an opportunity to mix with on a regular basis. They do seem to appreciate it, but they ARE so reserved and quiet about it. Not my lovely friends, of course :: they seem to have found a nice middle line, I wish I could attain. I still think that concerts should be listened to standing up, and you should be allowed to jump up and down and yell when the glorious themes sing out, and that clapping and poking each other and telling each other to "LISTEN!" and suchlike should be allowed. :P Like a sporting event, the crowd should roar when the brass picks up the melody and runs with it. Just my personal opinion. I can just picture myself, when the chords at the end of Liszt's Mephisto Waltz resolve themselves, jumping up and yelling, "SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!" But that would hardly be acceptable, would it? Too bad!

You do notice that I've been holding my pinkie out this whole time? And taking very small, ladylike sips? And not reaching across the table? And refraining from stealing your cookies? All of this Being Have is wearing on my nerves...I don't know how much more I can take! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

*a few minutes later*


Ohhh, dear oh dear oh dear! What a way to end our little tea party :: with a food fight! Good job the tea service is mostly unbreakable! Would it be entirely improper to say that...I rather enjoyed it? *sigh* I thought it might. Ah well. I do hope you'll come again sometime, perhaps for lunch. I promise not to throw the salami! Cross my <3!

As for not posting yesterday, I have my excuse! And it is this:

Russian Weddings Take For-Blooming-Ever!!!
Do come back soon, because I've got a book from the library, and there will be a lot of Crochetery goodness coming up in the weeks ahead!

AMZi x x x x x

Friday, March 5, 2010

Care for a Spot of Sunshine?

Hey y'all!

Not much going on around here today besides work and ordinary little this:n:thats.  I wasn't actually planning on fitting in a blog post today at all, but...then I took some photos of the sunshiny goodness coming in at the window, and found myself loitering about.  And we CAN'T have loitering, can we?  Never!

Ahhh, shineeeeeeeee, yes?  I love how blinds (though I dislike blinds themselves) make those slats of light on everything.  I wish you could see how really bright and yellow everything is--the picture really doesn't do it justice!

Look!!!  It's a piano made of light!  *goes to play on it*  Well, harpsichord actually, I guess.  Because, doncha know, harpsichords had black and white keys, instead of white and black keys, if you get my drift....

I enjoy foolin' around with macro focus and suchlike :: can't you tell already?  And the neck of a guitar just so throws itself before the camera, such a ham, you know!

So last night I had my first go back at Tae Kwon Do after oh, say, at least six years, with only pilates in between to keep me in shape.  I should say, "In Shape."  With very BIG inverted commas!  I started fainting after about 40 minutes, where I got lightheaded and chilled and started losing my sight.  But after a little water and sitting still for a few minutes, I was able to head back out there and finish the class.  I probably should have eaten DINNER before I went (Naww, ya think?) and that's what I blame for it.  At any rate, I can't wait to go back again.  It's all coming back, slow but sure, and very timid. :)

Anyhoo, have a nice weekend with lots of sunshine (imaginary at the least) and possibly some laughter if you can at all manage it.  :)

AMZi x x x x x

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Chestnut King by N.D. Wilson

At present, I'm reading N.D. Wilson's new book, and the final book in the Hundred Cupboards Trilogy, called Chestnut King.

100 Cupboards was good, I thought when I read it :: one of those books that you never want to stop reading.  It captures a very unique feeling that is very applicable, and once you've read it, it shows up everywhere, in your life and in your writing especially.  It's hard to describe, but it's along the lines of finding stories and potential and mystery everywhere, and seeing the poetry in daily life all along the way.

Dandelion Fire is the same, only bigger, epic-er, more amazing.  More and more singular charries, more and more incredible sequences and concepts, more and more creativity unleashed.

And now, Chestnut King, which I haven't finished, so I won't say much about.  It looks to be following the path of its predecessors.  Which I can't complain about!

Because, dang, this guy can WRITE.  I've never seen a style quite like his, and It. Is. Blooming. Amazing.  It's raw, vivid :: like a toothache, it reminds me of.  Like a cold, piercing pain.  Not that it's always painful or stressful or scary (although there's a large amount of TERRIFYING stuff in it, just little details that can really freak you out if you're not careful), but it's always honest.  Which is a very interesting concept in a book.

Anyhow, I've rambled long enough.  I'm also reading some Francis Schaeffer, and Beowulf again for the enth time.  I'll write you up a thesis-length adoring post all about Beowulf sometime too. :)  It's still my favorite.

Sorry there aren't any pictures today, but nothing was really picture worthy, or else the camera was out of reach.  I spent some time dancing the minuet with the Small People (giggle) and then taught them the Philadelphia Chicken Jive, which was a lot more fun!  :)  Dancing with kids is so much fun :: no standards, no appraisals, you just bounce them around and make use of some of that energy!  :)

Craaaaaazy weekend coming up, so posts might be slow (*GASP* HORRAHS!) so sorry in advance!  Check in with me anyhow, and leave me comment.  If you leave an URL with your name, I like to check out your blogs, too.  See you then!

AMZi x x x x x

PS :: A program anagrammed my name for me, and this is what it came up with ::

  • A is for Ambitious
  • M is for Moral
  • Z is for Zany (really, what ELSE are they going to come up with for a Z?)
  • I is for Intelligent
And what's funny is, all of those are true!  Although there ought to be an H, for Humble! :P :P :P

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Hello, Welcome to Happiness...

A little math homework for ya:

If

  • H = Hard day
  • A = A cup of tea
  • P = Peacefulness
  • I = Inexorable sunshine
  • N = New music
  • E = Easy homework load
  • S = Sweet Clementine orange
Then

[(H)(A) + (P)^2 + (I)(N)(E) + (S)^2)] = HAPPINESS^1000

But mathematically, you ask, how is it possible to get Happiness to the thousandth power?

Because, my friends, it's an obvious postulate of life that when it comes to Happiness, the Whole is always Greater than the Sum of its Parts.
w > Ep  
4M21 x^5
[[AMZi x x x x x]]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!

I present to you...............................................................................
THE GRANNY SQUARE AFGHAN!!!!!

But wait, what was that?  OHHHHHHH, you wanted to see it UNFOLDED??  Why didn't you say so???  Without further delay and ado and procrastination, here is.......

But before I show you, I want to tell you how much I really love how this afghan turned out.  Every time I see it, I kind of squeal inside (yes, squeal) and go, "It's so gorgeous, it makes me happy!"  And--

Oh, what's that?  

Hurry UP?!

WELL!  Just be that way then!  

Fine!


TA-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

There's it all laid out.  Here's it with special effects:


Oohh, Black and White Focal Point!  :P  More pictures?


Here you go, and that's all you're going to get now!  

Anyway, about the afghan (which is being called Amzi's Garden at this point) ::  I really love how the edging worked out, with the rows of pink, yellow, etc.  The Small People call them "Polka Dots" and I call it (much more sophisticatedly) "Stained Glass."  And those just result from the ordinary Granny Square technique!  Is it Awesome, or Is. It. Awesome??

Aaaaaaaand here are the Leftovers ::
Shock of shocks, because I usually don't buy enough yarn, and end up frantically trying to make it last out through another row.  So, having Remnants is a new business for me!  *feels special*

The blanket lives on my bed now, and was very nice and warm last night in the chilly bits (which there were, because I'm wussy sometimes) and hace juego [[goes with]] with my comforter very nicely.  

How about some *gasp* NUMBERS?  

  • Weight :: A Whopping 2.5 lbs!  
  • Dimensions :: About 50 inches by 60 inches, which passes the Blanket Test, which is as follows:  *checklist* Blanket must be 1) Wide enough to spread sideways over several laps and still reach the feet of the Big People, 2) Long enough to cover a person lengthwise in bed when it's cold out, 3) Wide enough to reach the ground/bed on either side when lying with knees upright in Book-Reading Position.
  • Yarn :: Lionbrand Homespun Yarn (*gasp* BOUGHT back in this post)
  • Hook :: Size K US
  • Time ::  Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Several episodes of American Idol?  *cheesy grin*
  • Satisfaction ::  100% :)
So There You Have It!  Before I leave you, here's a picture, involving that jar from that post.  This is the "fingerprint" of the blanket :: that is, the clippings from all the darned ends, arranged neatly in a rainbow order by Yours Truly who is in love with the rainbow order.


I have a fun idea for tomorroz [[Amziism :: tomorrow, misspelled on purpose, also see todaz]] post, so come back soon!  

AMZi x x x x x

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Allemande

Well, there ain't much going on Tuesdays--it's my "recovery" day, mostly.  And although edging is progressing, the Granny Blanket is not yet finished (although it's already getting some use!).  So I thought, Tuesdays being Violin Days, I'd show you a few pictures of my baby, Allemande.

Ahh, he's Gee-Or-Geous, isn't he?  So, a bit of his background...

I started taking violin lessons only about... *counts*  20-21 months ago, after spending 7 years on the piano solid.  In between there, of course, I picked up my other instruments: a hammer dulcimer (12/13), a pixie harp (2.5 octave lever harp), a mountain dulcimer (a gift), and guitar.  Piano is still my first love, and the place that I do most of my compositions, although I do compose for harp often enough.  Anyhow!  

So I'd wanted to play the violin years before I ever wanted to play the piano, but we had a piano, so that's what I played.  I don't regret it.  But it has been lovely to finally get a chance to go after this dream.  So I started lessons, and played on a rental for, oh... about 9 months, before buying my own violin.  I tried several at two different stores, ended up bringing home four, checking them out, getting a feel of them, and...the decision was made for me.  I loved this guy, because of the deep German sound, stronger, as opposed to a brighter Italian or French sound.  And so I named him Allemande.  

He's nothing really special in real life, just my own, my precious, but by some obscure maker in Europe somewhere and VERY cheap as violins go, ya know...  But I love him anyway.  I'm sure if I was only a better player, I could make him sing.  

So all of this going on about 6 weeks after I finished my novella, Passages, and was wondering what to do with myself until editing in Summer Workshops.  And then I read an article about a group of about 20 squatters living in numbers 94 and 95 in Park Lane, London.  Yes, THE Park Lane, with the mansions and Hyde Park just across the way.  That idea Just Fired Me like MAD.  And here was Allemande, all shiny and new and needing a story written about him.  

BANG!!

That was the sound of inspi(ration) hitting me Like A Brick, on the night of March 9th.  In a week, the story was planned, mapped, and researched.  And in a total of three months, I wrote a novel, titled Allemande.  

Allemande went on to win 3rd Prize in the One Year Adventure Novel 2009 contest, and has received mostly rave reviews from its readers.  If I ever got a book published, I'd want it to be this one.  I put my soul into this book, that is, what soul I had left after pouring most of it into Passages (I'll never be the same after that).  If you'd like to read the whole thing, you can go to the OYAN website and click on the Showcase link at the left side, and you'll find it there.  Until then, here's  a little blurb, from the middle, which tells the "alternate story" of Allemande.  That is, Book-Allemande's history.  

“How did you get Allemande, Morceau?” I asked.  I pushed “Allemande” out quickly, dropping the word, afraid to mention it.
            He wasn’t angry, and even the tone of his voice stayed the same.  “It was…magic, really,” he said thoughtfully.
            I smiled cautiously.
            “I mean, it seemed like a miracle,” he continued.  “I was in a little town way down in the south of Sussex, on a street corner.  I was walking down the pavement, when I looked up into a store window and saw an…accordion.”
            “An accordion!”
            “Well, yes, at first.  I’d considered taking a few accordion lessons at the time, so I went into the shop—it looked like an antique store—and asked about the accordion.  The man went to get it out of the window display, but as he carried it back, he tripped over an ancient Persian-or-something rug and tumbled into a mass of objects.  Out of the chaos, a violin case hurtled through the air and I dove through a glass cabinet door to catch it.  That’s how I got this scar….”  He put my hand on his wrist and I felt a knotted, twisted line under the skin.  “Anyhow, that’s how Allemande and I met.  I told the man I didn’t want the accordion anymore, and he was quite upset with me, so I had to pay nearly double for the violin, but it didn’t matter.  I hardly noticed the lost of the money and the walk back to my flat, though I must have nearly been run down several times with my head so far up in the clouds.  In my flat, I tuned her up and just the moment I plucked the D string, I knew she was magical.  I could hardly wait to get a bow on her, and when I did, out came the song.”
            The song.  I knew the one.  The one I’d first heard him play—that wild, visceral melody.  I wasn’t sure if it was a pagan sort of madness, but it was beautiful enough to be angelic. 
            “And now, if you’ll excuse me,” he said.  “I owe the dogs a stroll.”
            He brushed past me out the door, and Viola pushed herself out of her chair with a creak.  When she spoke, I knew her arms were crossed just by the sound.
            “And he hasn’t written a thing since,” she said.  Her voice was cynical, but I could imagine it a little mournful.  “Not a measure, not a note.  No, it was his one thing, and now he’s dry.  Dry as rosin dust on an empty stage.”
            I stood still, unmoving, face down, after she followed him through the door, leaning my back against the wall and thinking of a world of dry, dry dreams.  
I still love this book, which is saying something after one has spent every waking and sleeping thought with something for 6 months.  But that's the story.   And that's Allemande.

Not much else on my mind today.  Homework, a quiet day at home with tea and music mainly.  Wicking of speech [[Amziism/Spoonerism = Speaking of Which]], I just heard this song on the radio, by Francesca Battistelli, so go listen to it!

Hoping you all have a wonderful Tuesday, with lots of tea and music and lovely stories that need to be told to the world!
AMZi x x x x x
   

Monday, March 1, 2010

Three Reasons

...Mondays aren't so bad.  


Reason #1.........................................................
A lovely little strawberry cake with pink and white icing!  Suddenly everything is so much nicer!  


Reason #2...............................................................
The Day Off Math Homework!!!  HUZZAH!  HUZZAH!  HUZZAH!!!


Reason #3..............................................................
A Granny Square Blanket coming together, and looking just as nice as I'd hoped!  Just finishing edgings now, so keep your eyes peeled (ew, what a repulsive expression) for the Unveiling!  


So in spite of 

  • watching the weekend high-tail it out of here before I was quite through it
  • a looooooooooong day of classes
  • no SUNSHINE!!!
Mondays could be a heck of a lot worse than they are now.  So salvage the last of your Monday, and enjoy it while you can.  Because TUESDAYS always come next!  


AMZi x x x x
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